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I'll Drive My Chevy To The Levee - Chevy Cruze



07 February 2010, Cervera de los Montes

I was supposed to be professional and invest my money - after selling few drawings to Kiasma Museum of Contemporary Art - in my business and order some wooden bases from the carpenter, buy paints and other materials but I think that I can't do that in the very near future - I spent all my money (and a big amount of the future income) on a new golden Chevrolet Cruce LT 2.0 VCDi MT with 150 hp and 17' alloy wheels.

Chevy is an American General Motors brand but founded originally by European Louis Chevrolet and my Cruze is made at the GM manufacturing plant in Bupyeong-gu, Incheon. I trust in everything Korean. Now I'm finally fixing my teeth and my dental braces will be soon installed by my super cute Korean dentist. It's enough to have my teeth lined up, everything doesn't have to be golden like my new car that I'll drive in few days.

And they were singing,
Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singing, this will be the day that I die.





My Favorite Colas - Hommage A America



04 February 2010, Cervera de los Montes

I'm drawing the big work on paper Eden Club Torremolinos, and smaller Execution of Chemical Ali, Pump and Dumb Tonight, Macht, My Ideology Is As Red As My Ferrari and Pirates in Your Paradise. The last list drawing I did for my show at Korjaamo was My Favorite Colas. It has the taste of freedom, whatever it is.

A-Treat Cola, Adria Cola, Afri-Cola, Alef Cola, Alter Cola, American Cola, Amrat Cola, Apotekarnes Cola, Baikal (this was originally the Soviet rival or substitute for Coke), Barr Cola, Beed Cola, Big 8 Cola, Big Cola, Big K Cola, Blue Sky Cola, Bob’s Cola, Boylan, Bovonto, Breizh Cola, Bubba Cola, Campa Cola, Carrefour Gold Cola, Casera Cola, Cassinelli, Cavan Cola, Celeste Cola, China Cola (the export variant of Future Cola) , Classic Cola, Club Cola, Coca-Cola, Cockta, Cola Cola, Cola Lacaye, Cola Turka, Cole Cold, Corsica Cola , Count Cola , Cricket Cola, Cuba Cola, D’Africa Cola, Double Cola, El Che Cola, Euro Shopper Cola, Evoca Cola, Export Cola, Fada Cola, Faygo Cola, Freeway Cola, Frescolita, Fritz-kola, Fruti Kola, Fuji-Cola, Future Cola (Future will be better), Go2 Cola, Goya Cola Champagne (this is my absolute favorite brand though it doesn't contain any champagne or other alcoholic beverage), Harboe Cola, Hermann-Kola, Inca Kola, Isaac Kola, Jaz Cola, Johnnie Ryan Cola, Jolly Cola, Jolt Cola, Jones Cola, Kawther Cola, Kiri Cola, Kitty Cola (Hello Kitty must have a cola), Kofola, Kola Inglesa, Kola Real, Kola Román, Kola Shaler, Kristal Kola, LA Ice Cola, Latin Cola, Le Cola (best with le BigMac), Like Cola, Mecca Cola, Mr. Cola, MyCola, OK Cola, Olvi Cola, Open Cola, Quick Cola, Parsi Cola, Peru Cola, Pakola, Parsi Cola, Pepsi Cola, Pirkka Cola, Polo-Cockta, Pop Cola, Premium Cola, Quibla Cola, Rally Cola, Rainbow Cola, RC Cola, Red Cola, Red Bull Cola, Red Rock Cola, Rio Cola, Rola Cola, Safeway Select Cola, Sam’s Choice Cola, Schin Cola, Schweppes Cola, Shasta Cola, Sinalco Cola, Star Cola, Super Drink, Swiss Cola, Tab, Teem Cola, Thums Up, Triple Cola, Tropicola, TuKola, Ubuntu Cola, Uro Cola, Vess Cola, Virgin Cola, Vita-Cola, White Rock Cola, XL Cola, Zam Zam Cola, Zelal Cola, Zesto Cola, Zevia Natural Cola.





The Best Cakes For Pieing Big Shots - A Cake With Red Stars



01 February 2010, Cervera de los Montes

All-American Trifle, Angel Food Cake, Apple Cake, Babka, Bánh Chuối, Banbury Cake. Battenberg Cake, Bebinca, Birthday Cake, Black Cake, Black Forest Cake, Bolo Rei, Bucellato, Butterfly Cake, Caramel Macchiato Cheesecake, Cassata, Castella, Chiffon Cake, Chocolate Chip Cookie Ice Cream Cake, Christmas Cake, Coffee Cake, Croquembouche, Čupavci, Dacquoise, Depression Cake, Devil's Food Cake, Dirt Cake, Doberge Cake, Dobos Torte, Double Layer Pumpkin Cheesecake, Easy Bunny Cake, Egg Tart, Eggies, Fairy Cake, Fruitcake, Garash cake, Gâteau Progrès, Génoise Cake, Gugelhupf, Heavy Cake, Hot Milk Cake, Imagawayaki, Irish Cream Bundt Cake, Is It Really Better Than Sex? Cake, Kolache, Linzer Torte, Madeleine, Marble Cake, Marry Girl Cake, Mooncake, Mud Cake, Napoleon Torte, Ostkaka, Pandan Cake, Paska, Pastiera, Pavlova, Petits Fours, Piece of Cake, Pinca, Pineapple Upside Down Cake, Princess Cake, Prinzregententorte, Profiterole, Pund Cake, Queen Elisabeth Cake, Raspberry Custard Kuchen, Red Bean Cake, Red Velvet Cake, Rigo Jancsi, Roscon de Reyes, Runeberg Cake, Sachertorte, Šakotis, Sfouf, Sno Balls, Song Gao, Southern Style Banana Split Cake, Spanische Windtorte, Sponge Cake, St. Honoré Cake, Strawberry Shortcake, Suncake, Tarta de Santiago, Tarte Tatin, Tiramisu, Tres Leches Cake, Torta Tre Monti, Vanilla Slice, Wacky Cake, Wedding Cake, White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake, Whoopie Pies, Wife Cake, Zwieback Cake.





Springfield - Springfield Of The Simpsons



27 January 2010, Cervera de los Montes

Now I'm listing locations of Springfield: Albania, Algeria, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Belgium, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Chile, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic (I'll never learn to spell this country correctly), Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, India, Indonesia, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Luxembourg, Macedonia (this is a political statement against the Greek nationalists to not to call it FYROM), Malaysia, Malta, Mexico, Montenegro, Morocco, Netherlands, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania (I think I go there in March), Russia, Saudi Arabia, Serbia, Singapore, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Syria, Taiwan, Thailand, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates.

Obviously, these places have nothing to do with the 35 Springfields in the United States, 13 Springfields in the United Kingdom, six Springfields in Australia or four Springfields in Canada. Neither this is not related with the most famous place called Springfield - the fictional city where the Simpsons live.

I've always been fascinated byt the lists of countries or cities (Paris - Tokyo - New York) in the plastic bags of brands and the bag of Springfield, the Spanish clothing brand, looked attractive with it's long list with exotic countries, though surpsingly it doesn't operate in the any of the two superpowers of the planet, the United States of America and the People's Republic of China.





The Infinity Of Lists - My Favorite Plastic Explosives



22 January 2010, Cervera de los Montes

I'll do an exhibition at Korjaamo, Helsinki, in the end of February exclusively of my list drawings. I'm still choosing the works but this is more or less the selection:

1 My Favorite Brands 2 My Favorite Chemical Weapons 3 My Favorite Drugs 4 Springfield Locations 5 My Favorite Banks 6 My Favorite Shops 7 My Favorite Execution Methods 8 Kim Jong Il-s favorite drinks 9 My Favorite Camps 10 My favorte Places 11 Prostitutes in Madrid 12 My Favorite Cities 13 Gals 14 My Favorite Yellow Fats 15 My Favorite Chinese People 16 The Life Style I Dream of 17 My Favorite Parade 18 My Favorite Drinks 19 My Favorite Sniper Rifles for Killing Civilians 20 Top Diets 21 My favorite Christian Terrorist Groups 22 My Favorite Hypermarkets 23 Best Escort Girls in Novosibirsk







Riiko Sakkinen
 










 

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